Chuck Norris Jokes.

Recently, I have discovered that Chuck Norris jokes are pretty fucking hilarious. So here are some of my all-time favorites! :D

• Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of  life there. The boogeyman checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

  They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody. Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes  corn needs to lie the fuck down.  Chuck Norris wasn't born, he *decided* to start living.  Chuck Norris came before the chicken AND the egg. Ever wonder why Justin Biebers voice is so high?  Ever wonder where Chuck Norris kicked him? If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is  afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds  because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it  became a KFC. When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out. Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer. When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.